Foxy’s bf: Well you are mistaken. You see, I was created as a fake dom by a lonely old dude named Geppetto (I called him “G” for short). I had a number of schizophrenic episodes where I saw some sort of fairy and a cricket that sang to me. I think I ended up in some sort of circus due to lax child labor laws and then somehow managed to get swallowed by a whale. While I was in the belly of the whale, I encountered some kid with a sword in the shape of a key (I didn’t have the HEART to tell him that it wasn’t a real sword and that it should have a proper blade) and my schizophrenia must’ve been triggered because I also saw some sort of talking duck and goofy-looking dog with him. I eventually ran into G and from what I remember, we karate chopped our way out of the whale. The fairy was very impressed with our skills and rewarded me by turning me into a real boy. I mean a real dom.
And that’s the story of how this fake dom turned into a real dom.